Russian suggestion

‘nuclear explosion’ could cap gulf oil geyser
How to Pee With Morning Wood

Every morning men wake up to this catch-22: you desperately have to pee, but you have an erection, which makes it hard to urinate, but the hard-on won’t go away until you empty your bladder.
The Problem with Young People Today Is…

This is me. Name’s Don.
I don’t care much for young people and I’m not too sure how I feel about you.
Growing stocks of unsold cars around the world

New cars jam the dockside in the port of Valencia in Spain
Space station suffers a failure to flush

Houston, we have a little problem…